She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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