i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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