And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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