All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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