What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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