:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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