he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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