all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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