i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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