I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You had me at "let me see your balls"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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