I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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