I feel like I'm in dance class right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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