In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You peed on a flamingo?!?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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