this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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