Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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