38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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