Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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