Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
