im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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