How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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