OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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