Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Umm I'm too high to move.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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