Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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