do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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