She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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