Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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