I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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