hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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