Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
