He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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