I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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