He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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