...so i touched it.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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