at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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