shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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