You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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