Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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