I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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