Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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