How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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