there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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