I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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