I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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