I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She said her name was "party"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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