Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
