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(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life

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(813): View more from Florida

right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

(1-813): View more from Florida

only on the fourth of july.

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.

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(586): View more from Michigan

IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She used to be cute, back when we were young.

(276): View more from Virginia

Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.

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