brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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