Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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