billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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