Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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