Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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