Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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