boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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