If i come over, it means nothing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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