He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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