is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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