THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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