found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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